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Chocolate Industry To Launch Happy Whores Day For Side Chicks and Sugar Babies

Kegel Master Emily Ratakowski is in talks to sign a multiyear deal as spokeswoman for Whore’s Day, a new national holiday suggestion by the chocolate industry. She’s well known in Hollywood circles for her amazing Kegel skills which she is rumored to have used on Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski in a wild threesome at […]