Desantis Wants to Build Border Wall Around Florida and “Make Florida A Colony Again”
In a desperate attempt to save Florida from the demolition of the United States by Democrats , Governor Ron Desantis won’t allow Biden’s leftwing socialist policies to destroy the last great state in America. He doesn’t want to start a civil war but has a game plan to ensure Floridians have the most freedoms. If […]
Miss Piggy Twin Liz Cheney Hides J6 Evidence From The American Public
Liz Cheney clearly hates freedom, democracy and America. She looks like sloppy yogurt and her actions are so despicable to our Constitution that they resemble a pig rolling in slop. She is so hideous-looking that it is an insult to miss piggy to compare them, so I apologize to the muppets. Not only is Liz […]
Michelle Obama Teases Presidential Run In 2028
Donald Trump thinks a good hashtag would be #BigMike2028 if Michelle Obama decides to run next election selection cycle. Michelle has shoulders like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. Some people think Michael , as Barack Obama addressed him in a Presidential speech in front of the Chief of Staff and the entire world at around […]
Bob Costas Implies The Biden Crime Family Is “Most Impressive” Crime Family In World History With Hunter Getting 500k Per Painting
During Bob Costas’s Interview on CNN where he bashes Trump and his MAGA base of Patriots he slips up on a couple of key issues. Costas implied nobody has ever been better at taking bribes from other nations like Biden did with Ukraine. He said it is brilliant how they continue to get paid off […]
3500 Deutsche Bank Employees Who Were Fired Say They Will Go To Mexico And Come Back As Migrants For Free Housing, Healthcare & 5K Giftcard
In a shocking twist, the 3500 laid off Deutsche Bank Employees said they are ok with being fired because they have a much better opportunity on the horizon. They can fly or drive down to Mexico and just come back as illegals and be way better off. The workers claim this is a blessing in […]