Pope Francis Releases Statement: Joe Biden’s Nickname is VonShitzenpants After His Last Visit To Vatican City
A Long-time rightwing conspiracy theory that Joe Biden soiled himself in a meeting with the Pope in Oct. 2021 is back in the news. Biden was scheduled for a live meeting with Pope Francis and it was canceled because Biden pooped his pants 5 minutes before the meet and greet. His aides had to whisk […]
Desantis Wants to Build Border Wall Around Florida and “Make Florida A Colony Again”
In a desperate attempt to save Florida from the demolition of the United States by Democrats , Governor Ron Desantis won’t allow Biden’s leftwing socialist policies to destroy the last great state in America. He doesn’t want to start a civil war but has a game plan to ensure Floridians have the most freedoms. If […]
Michelle Obama Teases Presidential Run In 2028
Donald Trump thinks a good hashtag would be #BigMike2028 if Michelle Obama decides to run next election selection cycle. Michelle has shoulders like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. Some people think Michael , as Barack Obama addressed him in a Presidential speech in front of the Chief of Staff and the entire world at around […]
Elon Musk Offers Joe Biden A NeuraLink Chip For His Brain To Help Fix Cognitive Issues
Elon is all about helping people and he’s the king of free speech nowadays. Musk wants to play the Wizard of Oz and has the answer to Joe’s serious case of dementia. Musk is planning on sending Biden an invitation to get his head checked out at a neural link clinic for an immediate implant […]
Bob Costas Implies The Biden Crime Family Is “Most Impressive” Crime Family In World History With Hunter Getting 500k Per Painting
During Bob Costas’s Interview on CNN where he bashes Trump and his MAGA base of Patriots he slips up on a couple of key issues. Costas implied nobody has ever been better at taking bribes from other nations like Biden did with Ukraine. He said it is brilliant how they continue to get paid off […]
California Governor Gavin Newsom Challenges NYC Mayor Eric Adams In Debate About Who Has The Best Migrant Freebie Rewards Plan
Newsom just launched a 3.1 billion dollar plan to house migrants and also give free healthcare. Newsom thought he had the best migrant policies in the country until Mayor Eric Adams dropped the 10k gift card and free housing plan. Now Migrants at the border have a tough decision to make. Should they go to […]
Yayha Sinwar Escapes To Egypt With Plans to Launch Jihaddie Daddy Website
Serial Killer Psychopath Yayha Sinwar who is also known as the “little man of Gaza” has abandoned his forces and left Rafah to escape into Egypt. This is big news anytime a General of an Army abandons his troops but not in this case for some reason. One of the reasons is bc Hamas isnt […]
CCP To Vote On Biden Memorial In Beijing
They Love the Biden Crime Family in China so much that they are considering having a vote to erect a 500 foot statue of Joe in Beijing. The name for the statue is still being discussed but Beijing Biden has been floated. This is going to be very controversial in the USA with people on […]
3500 Deutsche Bank Employees Who Were Fired Say They Will Go To Mexico And Come Back As Migrants For Free Housing, Healthcare & 5K Giftcard
In a shocking twist, the 3500 laid off Deutsche Bank Employees said they are ok with being fired because they have a much better opportunity on the horizon. They can fly or drive down to Mexico and just come back as illegals and be way better off. The workers claim this is a blessing in […]